stay-f0r-awhile:

this is actually the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

(via laughinguntilithurts)

(Source: turcl, via thathilariousasian)

Happy 239th birthday U.S. Navy. You guys are the world’s biggest navy and have maintained freedom of the seas for over 200 years. The navy is my second choice if I couldn’t join the marines. #usn #navy #239

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes, via orgasmic-humor)

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via laughing-luhan)

mathsdebater:

happafaith:

awardweiner:

Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough

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beautiful

(via thepigwholived)

(Source: just-for-grins, via lolzpicx)

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

(via tehdirtyspaceman)

Day 2:

It got really rough and it just hit me out of nowhere. I hope everything turns out well in the end. It’s only the beginning and I wouldn’t change it for the world 

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via homeworkmyass)

kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

(Source: k0wai-kois0, via thathilariousasian)

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(Source: autistichatchworth, via lord-of-the-tacos)

beben-eleben:

People Playing With Clouds And Forced Perspective

(via orgasmic-humor)